Written by Emily Harstone | September 18, 2017
The Accordion Queen was not amused.
Don’t move. The razors will spin.
“Mom, why?” “Because I said so.”
When your body feels completely isolated
She wanted to be Queen Elizabeth I.
Her captor had an evil plan.
When fashion doesn’t matter you do!
The accordion sneeze catcher, before tissues.
I got this idea from my cat.
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The Accordion Queen was not amused.
Don’t move. The razors will spin.
“Mom, why?” “Because I said so.”
When your body feels completely isolated
She wanted to be Queen Elizabeth I.
Her captor had an evil plan.
When fashion doesn’t matter you do!
The accordion sneeze catcher, before tissues.
I got this idea from my cat.