Written by Jacob | March 9, 2016
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Where did I drop my keys?
This elf was unlike his companions.
I used to be a dog.
“Gee! I thought you loved me!”
Why did they leave me behind?
Mommy, Thank you for rescuing me.
“I’m cold. I’m hungry. Feed me.”
What are you staring at, fool?
Pug not afraid of Sharia law.
She said, “Wait.” I am waiting.
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Where did I drop my keys?
This elf was unlike his companions.
I used to be a dog.
“Gee! I thought you loved me!”
Why did they leave me behind?
Mommy, Thank you for rescuing me.
“I’m cold. I’m hungry. Feed me.”
What are you staring at, fool?
Pug not afraid of Sharia law.
She said, “Wait.” I am waiting.